andy kaufman would be proud

Wait....what?

Is this guy serious?!?!?!?! He is not well composed at all, and I couldn't understand a goddamn word of that. Oh, and I was expecting him to chime up about his "Diabeetus."

wow

I wish I was a republican.

"If you kill someone, you get murdered, and then go to jail." - I hate when that happens to me.


"I'd like to plan grass and vegetation, so we can sell it for gas" - Why not just plant gas, and sell it for vegetation? That might actually make a lot of sense to Mr. Marceaux.


"I'm going to remove all gold french fries from our state, and fry the real fry, with free stripes." - Now, I do like the old-school stripes chewing gum well enough, but I think I would rather have some golden french fries. What does this guy have against McDonald's anyway ?

"If you can't find and innocent car, you can't look." - I guess I will have to leave this one to him, because I have no clue what a GUILTY car looks like... Do they have black ski mask on or something ?

"I wanna say the pledge allegiance to the republic, in the morning, when you come out." - Now, I thought we pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, but this guy seems to be a big Star Wars fan, and I am actually surprised that he didn't yell, GO YODA, during his speech.

andy kaufman is alive and well for sure.

nutcakes can't have guns...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOlM1pPMNBc

and the official "campain" ad...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnx-SqMYknI

This guy actually made it on the Colbert Report. I was so proud to live in TN when I saw it.

Jamie,

I am voting for this guy. How can you not vote for a guy standing in front of a choo choo train ?
From what I heard though, the dude is not "special," he was a marine, got wounded and suffered head trauma, making him the way he is today.

Our trumpet player says he knows him and that he is a really nice guy.

Nice or not, I don't believe people with brain damage need to be in office. We already have 8 years of Bush. ZING! haha.

Jamie wrote:
Nice or not, I don't believe people with brain damage need to be in office. We already have 8 years of Bush. ZING! haha.

Nice one Jamie!